suicide bombing trainer.

I post this post to remember and mourn our lost friend – The suicide bombing trainer Ahmedhudawnedhšsšsšsšsšsšsšsšs the second, he died while training our terrorists. I even remember he’s last words: “Now pay attention, I’m going to show this once and only once.” which also reminds me the prank we pulled off yesterday – we changed Backa-lacka’s  suicide bomb not to blow up instantly after you push the trigger but 10 seconds later. And when he went to blow himself up (we were looking from a safe distance whit our binoculars), IT WAS PRICELESS , the way he was standing there in the middle infidels armored brigade. He kept pushing the trigger whit no effect and i wish i had made picture out of it just before he blew up. He had “WHAT THE FUCK!?!?” written all over he’s face.  We even managed to record he’s last call, i sadly don’t have it in my computer right now but i WILL post it when i get the time but here is what he said: “This piece of shit is not wor…” KABOOM!! Ahh, it’s just one of the things that makes you glad you were able to live to see it.

Ok, Bye

Guess who’s back…

… back again, I am back and fully healed. I was not able to write sooner cause another patient came in and he was too healthy so instead for using him as new food source he was left whit me to the hospital part till full recovery. But when i asked him what had happened to him, case he looked as if he had been slammed to a concrete wall. He then asked if i remembered the idiot who tried to practice suicide bombing, and sure i remembered him it was way too hard to forget, He then said that the idiot tried to practice it in an underground bunker but what he didn’t know was that the bunker was just under his tent. When i said that i dint quite get it he explained: when the idiot blew himself up the other guy was in the tent sleeping and the explosion threw him in the air. I then asked why didn’t he come earlier, the explosion was about 10 days ago. And he’s answer was  a really strange one, he said that he had just landed yesterday. And that meant that he was falling for about 5 days, and at that point i fainted.

Bye o_0