Spy Training: how to infiltrate a infidel’s base.

Today i took a lesson in spying and so we learned how to infiltrate infidel’s base. Here is hat i learned: 1st - shave you’re beard. 2nd - wear trousers. 3rd - stay inside for few days to turn as pale as an infidel. 4rd - learn to use a fork (thats something like a pitchfork but smaller). 5th - instead of saying “Allah-damit” say “God-Damit”. 6th - speak their mother tongue. 7th - in some locations its rude to walk a round whit a weapons so sometimes hide it.

Man that training was so much fun, we then all tried to look as infidel as possible. I think i was good at it but not nearly as good as one other guy called Ahmašdarghhheman-indehhargimaantreeghiuljany, he was so good that he got shot because everybody were thinking that he was a infidel.  Well thats all for today, i hope to find some time to write more.

Bye